They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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