I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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