I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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