She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
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She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
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As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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