Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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