i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
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Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
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For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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