drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
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You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
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Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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