Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
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I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
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Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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