Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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