What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
We are all done wearing pants today
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
A bitchslap is in order.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Randomize
