Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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