she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
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Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
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Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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