We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
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CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
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It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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