how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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