Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Randomize
