Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
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I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
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I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off