She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.