So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
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It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
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I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.