He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
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Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
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What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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