You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
you made out with another girl for some wings
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