To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
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They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
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the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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