fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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