Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
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She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
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Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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