What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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