8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
She has the best kind of daddy issues
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