But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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