as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
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I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
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LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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