I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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