i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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