we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
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Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
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I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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