It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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