We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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