No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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