You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
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I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
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She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
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