fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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