I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
did i walk over a car last night?
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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