i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
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Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
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I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
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