I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
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His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
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Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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