Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
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i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
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The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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