I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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