Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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