why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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