? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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