so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
You're like the curious george of whores
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
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