I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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