Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
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Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
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Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
The air taste purple.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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