Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
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