Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Randomize
