i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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