he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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