Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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