I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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