gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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