i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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