that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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