Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
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Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
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i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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