Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
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This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
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I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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