Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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