Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
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was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
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Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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